“Pardon dear” “For goodness sake get a hearing aid” Well I had inherited a hearing aid from my mother and never tried it on my self. So out it came and no wonder how we tried it in my ear it would not fit. It worked but would not go in. So being a avid inventive sort I decided to perhaps modify the shape. Molding material for getting an impression of my ear would co ...
As a bagpiper, he was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a home less man who had no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a cemetery in the remote countryside and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there.
As he was not familiar with the backwoods area, he became lost and being a typical man, did not stop for directions. he finall ...
Mother in law was visiting and as usual her unexpected visit meant the dishes were still in the sink waiting to be done. during a pause in th egreetings MIL started to wash the dishes and used the small grey handle less mop there. half way through the dishes she tried to wring the small mop out only to find it had small feet . and to her horror it was a dead mouse ...
Sometimes, stupidity not only speaks for itself, but ensures that it continues to provides examples of how clearly it makes its presence known. (TConwell)
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